Nothing Matters

There are things in life that matter, a handful of which actually matter. Get a pen and a notepad and start jotting down in the order of importance, things that actually matter to you. Ok, lets do this exercise together. Primarily, you need to be honest with yourself.

1) Tartar / hardened plaque on the teeth: Possibly a residue of all that you've eaten the previous day. Stuff that doesn't find its way out even after two glasses of water. If your girl loves the powdery residue during a lip lock, she's the one who's bound to stick with you during good times and bad.

2) Purple colored phlegm: The sticky fluid that oozes out after persistently blowing your nose for 2 years. It's salty, though many claim that it's devoid of any taste.

3) Constipation: The asshole often feels left out and so, inorder to make its presence felt shuts shop.

to be continued...